Sure glad you didn’t use my department!! Might be fighting’ words…Whomever they are…that’sOK!
Daffy Zone…..
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yotehtr
Custom
I remember Mel doing an interview bout the Braveheart movie. He asked one of the rough looking extras what he wore underneath his kilt, the man replied your wife's lipstick.
Onewolf426
Hellcat
Time flies...
One minute you're cruisin' in a muscle car, rockin' bell-bottoms and a tank top...
Next thing you know, you're turning the music down so you can see better.
One minute you're cruisin' in a muscle car, rockin' bell-bottoms and a tank top...
Next thing you know, you're turning the music down so you can see better.
powerboatr
Professional
i turn the music up because i cant hear......still blind no matter the volumeTime flies...
One minute you're cruisin' in a muscle car, rockin' bell-bottoms and a tank top...
Next thing you know, you're turning the music down so you can see better.
Bassbob
Emissary
Or looking at bird seed reviews on Amazon.Time flies...
One minute you're cruisin' in a muscle car, rockin' bell-bottoms and a tank top...
Next thing you know, you're turning the music down so you can see better.
Keystone19250
SAINT
Bassbob
Emissary
Speaking of midwest food. How many people here have never heard of a pork steak ? It was invented by a St. Louis butcher employed by Schnucks, the store my father, a butcher, retired from. I can't tell you how many out of towners have come and had some of our barbecued pork steaks and were like WTF is this heavenly meat product.
Also gooey butter cake and toasted ravioli are St. Louis specialties.
Wirenut
Ronin
After a long and exhausting day, a young woman finally settled into her seat on the train, hoping for a peaceful ride home. She closed her eyes, ready to drift into some much-needed rest.
But her hopes were quickly dashed by the man sitting next to her, who whipped out his phone and began speaking loudly enough for the entire train car to hear.
“Hi, sweetheart, it’s John! I’m on the train,” he announced.
“Yes, I know it’s 6:30, not 4:30, but I had a long meeting.”
“No, honey, I wasn’t with Cathy from Accounts—I was with the boss, I swear.”
“You’re the only one in my life. Yes, I’m sure, dear.”
For a solid fifteen minutes, the conversation dragged on, his voice dominating the space and testing the patience of everyone around him.
Finally, the young woman had enough. She leaned in close to him, then spoke loudly into his phone:
“John, darling, hang up and come back to bed already.”
The train car erupted into laughter, and John’s face turned bright red. He hung up instantly.
And from that day on, John never made another loud phone call in public.
But her hopes were quickly dashed by the man sitting next to her, who whipped out his phone and began speaking loudly enough for the entire train car to hear.
“Hi, sweetheart, it’s John! I’m on the train,” he announced.
“Yes, I know it’s 6:30, not 4:30, but I had a long meeting.”
“No, honey, I wasn’t with Cathy from Accounts—I was with the boss, I swear.”
“You’re the only one in my life. Yes, I’m sure, dear.”
For a solid fifteen minutes, the conversation dragged on, his voice dominating the space and testing the patience of everyone around him.
Finally, the young woman had enough. She leaned in close to him, then spoke loudly into his phone:
“John, darling, hang up and come back to bed already.”
The train car erupted into laughter, and John’s face turned bright red. He hung up instantly.
And from that day on, John never made another loud phone call in public.