Have You Cleared Your House?

[Belt Fed]

I have cleared my living room a few times after eating some gaseous foods.

 

[bc22wm]

No practice. If I have to clear my house, and with chronic smoker's cough, annoyed at being interrupted, there is little chance of being stealthy. So, I embrace the other tactic. Go through the house like a blitzing bull moose in rut & swearing like a pirate. I'll be carrying a simple old school riot pump shotgun stoked with 00buck. My babies (the cats) are out there, and you better have not let them out!

 

[HayesGreener]

No practice. If I have to clear my house, and with chronic smoker's cough, annoyed at being interrupted, there is little chance of being stealthy. So, I embrace the other tactic. Go through the house like a blitzing bull moose in rut & swearing like a pirate. I'll be carrying a simple old school riot pump shotgun stoked with 00buck. My babies (the cats) are out there, and you better have not let them out!

A blitzing bull moose in rut swearing like a pirate conjures up a frightening image!

 

[Kir]

Clearing a house: You mean like when Clint Eastwood and Sandra Locke were in "The Gauntlet"?

or: When all else fails, HIGH EXPLOSIVES seem appropriate!

 

[Ethan Sackett]

Clearing a house: You mean like when Clint Eastwood and Sandra Locke were in "The Gauntlet"?

or: When all else fails, HIGH EXPLOSIVES seem appropriate!

Oh yes most definitely, lots of high explosives