Hahahaha...

Oh the memories of riding my 1992 Harley Softail Custom around Texas and up to Colorado and beyond. Good times. Harley riders had the worst attitudes and what a shame. 2 wheels is 2 wheels, some snooty riders never got that memo.
Because when you're broken down on the side of the road(before cellphones and roadside assistance) you didn't care what brand motorcycle the guy who stopped to help was riding, just that he was nice enough to stop...
My Harley never left me stranded but I carried tie wraps, loctite, a wrench set, etc. I always checked it thoroughly before I took any long trips...
I liked my Harley but I also enjoyed my Suzuki 400 cc single cylinder with kick starter and compression release to make kick starting easier. I had lots of different motorcycles, except for a Moto Guzzi, I always wanted one of them and a Honda Black Bird would have been nice and a Suzuki Hayabusa, the list goes on and on...
Showed a yuppie how to bleed the brakes on his Big Dog motorcycle at the Blue Goose in Lower Greenville. Amazing all the stuff you can carry in leather saddle bags if you know how to pack stuff right....
Maybe Santa will bless me with a Harley Sportster trike some day. I can't do 2 wheels any more because of the neck surgery. I don't care if Sportsters are girl bikes...I think they're cool...