Musashi
Professional
Insurance saleman figures he’ll make a killing selling insurance to the farmers. Drives out to the country in his brand new Caddy. See’s a farmer chewin on some straw. Sez, “hey wanna talk to you about some insurance.” Farmer sez, “sure drive on in.” Salesman sees a puddle and asks how deep it is. Farmer sez “not too.” Salesman drives thru gate, hits the puddle, car completely sinks. He swims up and sputters, “thought you said it wasn’t deep.” Farmer scratches his head and sez, “well”, he puts his hand to the top of his chest, “it only comes up to here on my ducks.”