I hate stupid people. Received an envelope from a local hearing company. Addressed to my wife. Thought I would be a nice guy and give them a call.
THEM Hello, hearing place.
ME Thought I would help you save postage. Envelope addressed to my wife. She is buried in Selma Alabama so doesn't need your hearing check.
THEM Sorry for your loss, would you please spell her name?
ME I did
THEM What is her birthdate?
ME Why do you need a birthdate when she is deceased?
THEM So I can remove her chart.
ME What chart? She's never been there.
THEM Well, I need to have it.
ME Sorry for me trying to save you money, and the only problem is that it a long walk to my burn barrel -- keep sending your trash.
ME Click -- stupid people